So Dhuljanah, my latest digital Apple horse, the iPhone 4S, arrived yesterday. While I was driving on the highway I thought I’d try out the new built in amazing intelligent voice assistant called Siri. I thought I’d text a religious Muslim friend who formerly had been an enlightened iPhone user but who recently turned to the dark side and got himself a Samsung. So to impress him with what Siri can do I told Siri:
Text X and tell him I’m messaging you from Siri
The text message that was sent was the following:
Fuck him and tell him I’m messaging you from Siri
The lesson taught: If you don’t want the wrath of Siri to descend upon you, please stay loyal and keep away from the dark side.